//TO THE DIRECTORS OF GREENWOOD & SONS, LTD.:

I HAVE RECEIVED YET ANOTHER OF YOUR REPULSIVE MISSIVES. ITS ARRIVAL DISRUPTED MY GRANDDAUGHTER’S SLEEP; SHE IS A VERY ILL CHILD, WITH COLIC. I CANNOT STAND BY WHILE YOU PLAGUE MY HOUSEHOLD AND HOLDINGS WITH NONSENSE OF SUCH AN INSULTING NATURE.

AS YOU HAVE IGNORED MY PREVIOUS LETTER, I HAVE NOW CONTACTED MY NEPHEW, A PROMINENT LAWYER IN LOS ANGELES. HE WILL BE SERVING YOU WITH COURT PAPERS FORTHWITH.

SINCERELY,
MARTIN STEEPLE//